inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone.

(via wanduring)

(Source: hannibal914)

gnarly:

me: *first one finished when eating with friends* 

me: *still hungry*

me: *looks at friends food* 

me: “you gonna fuck dat up?”

if u say “i love you” too often it loses its meaning

boring people who probably read john green and listen to the beatles (via quartzwarrior)

autotrophe:

I saw you at your worst and I stayed. You saw me at my best and you still left.